Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A Very Exciting Photo Session Giveaway!

As you guys know, I've started my own photography website, Valorie Clark Photography.  A lot of you guys were really supportive of that, so I wanted to make sure I let you know: over there, I'm giving away a free photo session!


What will this session include? 

+Two hours and two locations

+An outfit change

+You and up to three people. So family portraits, couple’s photos, an individual session – anything is possible!

+Any props you want! You can even include a pet or two.

+A CD with the photos after the session


And of course, if you don't want this session for yourself, you CAN gift it! Everyone deserves to have beautiful portraits of themselves and their families and having them be a thoughtful gift from someone else makes it so much better! Getting excited yet? Well here's how you could possible win this: 

+This time, this offer is only open to people in Texas and the Washington D.C. area. (Yes, two very different places. I’m moving to D.C. in January!) (Sorry, everyone else! I’ll be able to travel more in the future!)

+Be a follower of Valorie Clark Photography and leave a comment there saying you are for one entry.

+Follow VCP on twitter and leave a comment on the giveaway post saying you do for one entry.

+Tweet about this giveaway and leave a comment at the giveaway post linking to that tweet for one entry.

+Like VCP on facebook and leave a comment on the giveaway post for one entry.

+Blog about this giveaway on your blog and leave a comment letting me know you did for one entry.

Entries will be accepted until Monday January 19th at 11:59 pm CST. So hurry and get your entries in! 
(To reduce confusion, I've closed comments on this post. You have to comment on the VCP post to be eligible!)

Monday, December 12, 2011

Announcing: The Life List

As I draw my 101 in 1001 list to a close (5 months to go, but whatever), one of the things on there (#95) was to create my Life List. I've been working on it for a while now, and I'll continue to work on it as time goes on, but here's the start of it. The list of things that if I don't get done in my life time, I'll probably cry about. Things I can look back on whenever I want and review to make sure I'm working toward getting them done. Life Goals, we all have them.

Some of them I'm almost done with (namely, number 1), some of them are way off in the distance. All of them are crazy important to me and make my heart beat faster whenever I think of them.


1.     Make it to every continent (North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Asia)
2.     Get a nerdy tattoo
3.     Get a Thai massage
4.     Get married
5.     Spend one year living abroad
6.     Give ten gifts for no reason, all in the same month
7.     Get matching tattoos with someone
8.     Do sun salutations in New York’s Time Square on the summer solstice
9.     Own a house
10. Take a photo with a celebrity
11. Kiss under the Eiffel Tower
12. Be an extra in a movie or TV show
13. Publish a novel, novella, or collection of humor essays
14. Have/adopt a child
15. Sponsor a child in a developing country
16. Leave an outrageously huge tip for a breakfast waitress
17. Attend at least one event in the Olympics
18. Have drinks in an ice bar
19. Stay in a Hard Rock Hotel
20. Go to Bora Bora and stay in a hut on the water
21. Travel alone
22. Be part of Improv Everywhere’s No Pants Subway Rides
23. Tour the White House
24. See the Aurora Borealis
25. Go to the Galapagos Islands
26. Show up at the airport with just a bag and my passport. Take the first available flight.
27. Figure out my personal manifesto, then live it.
28. Be a photographer for a wedding (not a family member).
29. Work a bizarre job for at least a month
30. Teach a class or seminar
31. Watch all of one year’s Oscar nominated movies
32. Throw an extremely fancy party
33. Attend a masquerade ball
34. Meet J.K. Rowling
35. Hug Rupert A. L. Grint
36. Bungee jump
37. Email/write a letter to five people who I’ve never met but influenced my life
38. Decorate an entire room in black and white with one red centerpiece
39. Move out of Texas.
40. Contribute to setting/breaking a world record
41. Work for a non-profit
42. Go to a major music festival
43. Go to a couple’s spa retreat
44. See the cities where my parents were born
45. Drive across the country
46. Buy both of my parents something they want but would never buy for themselves
47. Move my blog to it’s own domain
48. Create a holiday tradition with a group of friends
49. Interview/photograph someone famous
50. Sell everything I own except the things I would save in a fire and two weeks’ worth of clothes
51. Ride horses on a beach
52. Own a vintage typewriter.
53. Join a book club
54. Become conversational in French
55. Own a photography business
56. Go on a cruise to Alaska
57. See a photo I took in National Geographic
58. Spend a day silent
59. Get into a yoga routine – twice a week for a year
60. Be a vegetarian for a month
61. Buy a fixer-upper. Make it awesome.
62. Raise over $1000 for a charity or non-profit
63. Hike a mountain
64. At Starbucks, pay for my coffee and the one behind me
65. Take a recreational culinary class
66. Pet a giraffe.
67. Attend one of my high school reunions
68. Attend a blogger meet up.
69. Learn to scuba dive.
70. Swim with sharks or stingrays.
71. Spend a day museum-hopping.
72. Stop whining; Hire a trainer and get back into shape.
73. Become conversational in four languages (English, Mandarin)
74. Go on a wine and cheese tour of France.
75. Take a photo in every country in the world.
76. Throw a drink in someone’s face.
77. Swim with a whale and a dolphin.
78. Have black and white boudoir style photos taken of me.
79. Achieve really cute calligraphy/handwriting


Are any of these on your Life List? Do you have other things on your Life List? Share!




Thursday, December 8, 2011

48. Find a New Hobby.

I have. Finally It's called: Pinteresting.

Since I started pinteresting, I have: 



 Been crazy-inspired photography wise

Made my own bracelets and headbands.

Cultivated a sense of style I didn't have before. 

Made my own holiday decorations. 

Cooked candy cane bark. And Jamie Oliver's crispy garlic chicken. AND frozen chocolate peanut butter banana bites. (All super easy.)

 Started wrapping my presents like this.

And decided that I need to get a phone that can take a non-blurry photo. :( Haha.

Want to see the other things on my 101 in 1001 list? WHAT UP.


Sunday, December 4, 2011

An Open Letter About Why I Sometimes Really Hate the News

 {Source is each individual stations' website.}

I've had a cold for the past day or two, and colds make me fussy. We're talking teething toddler levels of fussy. And when I'm teething toddler levels of fussy, I hate everything with a passion and am very vocal about it. Especially the news.

And, I mean, here's the thing about the news, any news. They're all over-dramatic in ways that ARE NOT FUN. I mostly watch CNN and MSNBC (and the Daily Show and the Colbert Report), if that tells you anything, but I'm not here to bash them, or FOX, or ABC, or the Borowitz Report specifically. Mostly because the Borowitz Report is awesome and hilarious. But also because everyone is biased in their own ways, whatever. Really, I'm just here to tell all of them to get their acts together.

Dear Every News Outlet Ever,

Please stop saying that this has been the hardest winter for the US in a long time. It's not even winter yet. Check your calendar. WINTER STARTS ON DECEMBER 21ST, GUYS. Also, if you're trying to make people sit up and pay attention, saying this is the hardest fall ever is not only correct, but also more attention-grabbing because then people are like "WHOA, it's only fall and the northeast has already had a bajillion inches of snowfall?! Holy crap!"

Stop talking about how anything increases "exponentially" when you obviously have no idea what "exponentially" means. Let me help you out:
  • Exponentially means something is increasing or decreasing at a rate of x multiplied by itself a designated number of times. i.e. If the temperature is rising exponentially, that means that if it started at 80 degrees, it would immediately rise to 6,400 degrees (80 times 80), then to 512,000 degrees (80 times 80 times 80)... Do you see where this is going?
  • If you're going to say that the temperature in your car rises during the summer from 80 to 120 degrees Fahrenheit, a better word would be dramatically and/or quickly.
For that matter, please just learn the definition of any word you're going to say on television. This is more so you stop looking like a dumb ass than for my benefit. Promise. 

Seriously stop employing scare tactic language. I get that this economic downturn sucks, but you guys repeating daily that we're probably all going to go broke and die alone in a box if Europe's economy isn't saved isn't helping. It makes people nervous and start keeping their money under their mattress, which makes the situation worse and makes them look stupid. Also, if an economist scolds you on live national television for calling the current economic climate worse than 2008, maybe listen. He probably knows what he's talking about. I'm looking at you, Christine Romans of CNN.

For the love of God, cover real news. Yes, water-skiing squirrels are real cute, but let YouTube and the rest of the internet cover that. Also, if your prime time lead story is EVER AGAIN about the Kardashians or Jersey Shore, I'm never going to watch again (and I hope the rest of the internet doesn't either). Leave those guys to E! - that's their job. You do YOUR job and cover things that actually matter to our lives.


Friday, December 2, 2011

Fill in the _____ Friday & Friday Internet Favorites

Head on over to Lauren's blog to join in!
1.   The holiday season is    a time for family, friends, love, and being grateful for everything you have  .

2.   Snow makes me  so happy, but nervous! I love playing in the snow, but driving in it makes me anxious in a way that only impending death can     .

3.  The best comfort food to eat when it's cold out is   hot chocolate, baked potato soup, or peppermint white chocolate mochas from starbucks. .

4. Winter is the best time for   cuddling under blankets and playing outside  .

5.  I can hardly wait for   going to a Christmas tree farm with my boy today or Sunday :)   .

6.  When it comes to holiday gifts I prefer to   give than receive, though let's be honest - everyone likes to receive. This year I'm making all the gifts I give, so we'll see how that goes! .

7.  If I were to rate my excitement about the holiday season on a scale from 1-10, I would say I am at about a   6-7! It stresses me out a little (what if everyone hates the gifts I make them?!), but I'm looking forward to spending time with family. Plus, this will be my first holiday season as a graduate .



Friday Favorites:
I hope you guys have a wonderful weekend. What are your plans?