Friday, March 16, 2012

conversations with my manfriend

I always feel weird saying 'boyfriend,' since at almost 22 he's for sure older than a boy, but 'manfriend' sounds weird too, doesn't it? I guess there's just no winning, is there? dramatic sigh. 

Anyway, if there was ever any doubt that I have issues, that doubt should be gone after you read this conversation with him:




Me: I'm tired. Will you carry me?

Him: What? No. We're walking upstairs, I'll fall.

Me: I meant carry me everywhere.

Him: Absolutely not.

Me: Why not?!

Him: You have legs. Use them.

Me: What if I cut off my legs? Then will you carry me?

Him: I might carry you to an emergency room. Wait -- you're going to cut off your legs so I'll carry you?

Me: Well, if you'll carry me everywhere.

Him: Any paraplegic would slap you right now.

Me: Probably. Are you saying you wouldn't carry me everywhere?

Him: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Me: Rude.

Him: You're probably going to hell.


He's probably right. Anyway. Boyfriend, thank you for putting up with my nonsense. And sorry not sorry for posting this online.

 {Photo taken my above mentioned boy. There, now you have a recent photo of me.}

I'm going to start doing a weekly recap here. (I know, I know, I said I'd do something similar like this once before, but this is for real this time guys.)


Things You Missed Here:
my tastebuds say yes, but my pride says no - fix my coffee problems, guys. 
Tips to Win at Pinterest - Ironically (or maybe not) I'd love it if you pinned this. :)

Things I Did Elsewhere On the Internet:
Sydney +Eric: Engaged | Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX Photography - love this couple, they are absolutely PRECIOUS. Also, I did just a generally bad ass job playing around with the site design, and that deserves some love by itself.
Announcing Bluebonnet Mini Sessions! I am so excited that I'm getting to offer these this year. One session is already gone, so there's only six left. If you want one, jump on it quickly!
If you see me drinking a bud light lime... - Awesome things I pinned.

Things You Missed In My Shop:
Print: Bluebonnets at sunset - in case you fall in love with the advertisement for my bluebonnet mini sessions too much. ;)

Things I Didn't Come Up With, But Love:
Paper'd App - Professionally designed wallpapers for your iPhone was released on Monday and featured on the iTunes store by Thursday. #HappySexyPhoneDay
The Bloggess' Historic Ditch Walk. - Yup, that's Texas.
Everlane - Designer clothes for under $100. That's right!


I think that's all the things. Right? What are you guys up to this weekend?

5 comments:

  1. At least your boyfriend is in favor of keeping your limbs intact. Mine says I should cut mine off if I complain about pain.

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